Dad: "I saw your Christmas list."
#1: "Oh yeah?"
Dad: "Yeah. I saw the first thing on your list was a 'fake eye'.
#1: "Yep."
Dad: "Uh...why do you want a fake eye?"
#1: "So I can scrunch it into my eye, and when somebody pats me on the back, I'll drop it on the floor."
Dad" "Oh. Of course."
Obviously the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.
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