Them: So, what is your major?
Me: Instructional Technology.
Them: Oh, we don't hire those, but I've seen several construction companies who are here...
Me: No, sorry. Not constructional technology, in-. INstructional technology.
Them: Oh, your in structural technology. We don't hire those either, but if that is the same as structural engineering, I've seen several...
Me: How about I take a [mini snickers, pen, squeezy foam ball] and just slowly back away?
Them: Yeah, that would probably be best.