I just got back from scout camp, so the next three quotes of the day are in honor of my blessed time up in the woods with a fine, fun, and wonderful group of heathens.
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Scout Master: Go brush your teeth.
Scout: I can't brush my teeth. I don't know where the bathroom is. That is why I have been pooping in the bushes.
Assistant Scout Master: Ha ha ha...wait...you're joking, right?
Scout: No, I had to poop in the bushes. There was corn in it.
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So, I was wondering if you were still doing the wiki thing for your next headlights book. I have some good scouting stories, but I don't know where to put them.
Kelsi, I've been slowly collecting them, you can send them directly to me. Matthew Q Buckley (at) gmail (dot) com.
No spaces in that address.
Thanks!
Gross! I could have gone my whole life without reading that. If I heave, I'm calling you to clean it up.
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