Dad: "I saw your Christmas list."
#1: "Oh yeah?"
Dad: "Yeah. I saw the first thing on your list was a 'fake eye'.
#1: "Yep."
Dad: "Uh...why do you want a fake eye?"
#1: "So I can scrunch it into my eye, and when somebody pats me on the back, I'll drop it on the floor."
Dad" "Oh. Of course."
1 comment:
Obviously the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.
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