When life hands you a lemon...

...describe it in an e-mail and win a cruise.

Apparently this guy gets fired because he ate 2 pieces of pizza. His co-workers had planned on taking it home. The co-workers (and seriously now, who would want to work with these people), report him to upper management (and seriously now, who would want to work FOR these people) who fired him a month later.

Maybe there were extenuating circumstances, but it's still a funny story, as are the rest of the ones mentioned in the article.