Friday, May 06, 2005

Now this is a case to watch...

I was bored with OJ about 12 minutes after the white bronco ride. Michal Jackson? Who cares...

This is the case to watch.

Man loses finger in an ice cream machine.

Second man finds the finger.

First man wants it back.

Second man says he needs it to sue.

First man says he will sue if he doesn't get it back.

Classic.

Pop some popcorn, and save me a front row seat.

5 comments:

Maria said...

I was eating peach yogurt when I was watching that on the news. They showed the fingertip just as I was biting down on a chunk of peach. Nuf' said.

Sylvana said...

Stowers is an asstard!
But more interesting is the fact that this is the second time on less than a year that an employee of the icecream shop has lost a finger on that machine. Why are those idiots sticking their hand in the machine in the first place?

Sylvana said...

Or even more interesting- the guy loses his finger in the machine and the store serves up the icecream anyway.

Matthew Buckley said...

"Why are those idiots sticking their hand in the machine in the first place?"

To try and dislodge the severed toes that keep gumming up the machine."

Sylvana said...

Mmmm...Severed-toe Swirl. My favorite!